I pwned a _______ today.

[dmention7]

I posted this here since it's not technically about racing....



White saturn. (hey, he was the first guy who's challenged me!!!) He was driving like a crazy mofo... tailgating, quick lane changes, etc. Anyways, we ended up getting stopped at a light together, right before two lanes merged into one. He thought he was cool by jumping the light, but it didn't help him any.

Yeah, it's weak, but it can be just as satisfying to pwn an asshole in a shitbox, as a cool person in a nice car.

[mndsm]

I pwned the toilet this morning.......

[dmention7]

Me too. Too much easter dinner = unhappy toilet.

[mndsm]

But it was worth it.

[dmention7]

of course

[mazdamn02]

my toilet pwned me this morning.... yesterdays monster resurfaced due to flushing difficulties unknown to me.... nice surprise for the morning wee wee...

[dmention7]

How about we steer this back towards cars..... Josh, have you smoked any unsuspecting douchebags yet?

[mazdamn02]

im takin her real easy at the moment, but im still having fun. but i havent felt the need to teach any one a lesson lately...

[WhiteSpy9]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-OfFN0La28&mode=related&search=
Small Asian pwned by water ride.

[mndsm]

OMG that was frickin great!

[dmention7]

Makes me want to have kids just so I can bring em to valley fair, and say "alright, just stand your ass right there. it's fun!"

[WhiteSpy9]

Save the $$$ and just get a pressure washer...


Makes me want to have kids just so I can bring em to valley fair, and say "alright, just stand your ass right there. it's fun!"

[mazdamn02]

Save the $$$ and just get a pressure washer...

+1.

Anywho..... last night in ROFLGOLF I pwned some guy in a festiva. :boxing:

[dmention7]

he probably just had a slipping clutch ;)

[mazdamn02]

I know, if he didn't have a slipping clutch he could have put all 14hp down to the ground :-P

[dmention7]

You gettin mighty cocky, considering what you're rockin. Beastiva is putting out about 75hp stock, and roflgolf has a solid 200 pounds on beastiva :p

[mazdamn02]

You gettin mighty cocky, considering what you're rockin. Beastiva is putting out about 75hp stock, and roflgolf has a solid 200 pounds on beastiva :p

Pfffttttt.... maybe with me in it, lawlz. :score010:

[Nekko Noir]

hmmmm...

Beastiva vs. ROFLGOLF!!!

Once Jay gets Beastiva, you should take a pic with the two of 'em facing eachother (refer to the Mazda vs. VW pic for a good example)!!!! Let the battle begin...anyone wanna take bets? :D

[Nekko Noir]

Codie pwned the house plant...again...

''I R WINAR!!! GRUNT GRUNT!!!''

[dmention7]

Yeah dude, you're actually over 400 pounds heavier. The festiva is just shy of 1800 pounds, while you're tipping 2200

:signs109:

[mazdamn02]

Yeah dude, you're actually over 400 pounds heavier. The festiva is just shy of 1800 pounds, while you're tipping 2200

:signs109:

I has 5 doors, you has 3, you loose! Plus I got mad torquest, not only to mention that i have an operational tranny! :signs109: :p

[dmention7]

You can't count doors unless they work :p

[mazdamn02]

You can't count doors unless they work :p

You can't count beastiva till it runs then! HAHAHAHA

[dmention7]

Fine, but you're just delaying the inevitable..... :crafty:

[mazdamn02]

Meh, I'll believe it when I see it. If you get it to work more power to 'ya, everyone deserves at least one fast car, right!

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

[dmention7]

Oh no you dih'ent!

[mazdamn02]

I just went there, now please don't ban me :)

[dmention7]

I can't ban you yet. I still need to get beastiva towed... :p

[mazdamn02]

I can't ban you yet. I still need to get beastiva towed... :p

speaking of did you get my text? i failed again. shelly has pwned my night with her free twins tickets.

[dmention7]

lawlz.... you fucker. You best be available on saturday or else I'ma tow that bitch myself :fish'D:

[mazdamn02]

lawlz.... you fucker. You best be available on saturday or else I'ma tow that bitch myself :fish'D:

I did send you a text at like 9 this morning, no response so I thought you were just that mad at me. haha. I'm surprised you don't have a AAA card, all about to be rollin round in a ford. :p

[dmention7]

I left my damn phone at home for like the 3rd day in a row! lol

[Nekko Noir]

...everyone deserves at least one fast car, right!

Or, if you're greedy like Jay, TWO. :KANE:

[mazdamn02]

Or, if you're greedy like Jay, TWO. :KANE:

You kind of missed it, but I'm not going to explain :p, subtle sarcasm pwns you :)

[kzoomatt]

We might have to make the race a three way race. My entry is the flat black 85 fb with a carbed 12a. SAdly I'll lose!