What would you rather do?

[mndsm]

As it states, another time waster. Pick what you'd rather do and then post a new one.


Would you rather-

Lose a toe or lose a finger?

[Picklz]

I'd have to pick loose a toe.

Skydiving or Scuba Diving?

[dragongirlie]

Scuba diving


skiing on water or snow

[Z-licious]

snow

sex in a public bathroom, or janitors closet?

[dragongirlie]

Janitors closet

would you rather take shots or mixed drinks?

[Hot Ice]

mixed drinks

would you rather eat frog legs or pig's feet?

[Z-licious]

frog legs

on top or on bottom?

[Big Nate]

Bottom less work

drive a golf ball or a mini.

[HeavyH20]

Drive a golf ball into a mini

For an undefended punch - face or the family jewels?

[JustROLLIN]

Face... I lived through it with no major damage...well except the ugly mug.

Would ya rather watch a snow storm or a thunder storm?

[Jesse MS3GT]

thunder storm

would you rather have sex with a 65 yr old midget hooker named Elenor, or have sex with your cousin?

[Hot Ice]

My cousin

would you rather streak naked through the street or go skinny dipping?

[Big Nate]

Streak. just cuz

Big muscles or big junk?

[mndsm]

Big junk. Big muscles are on the surface. I like to surprise the ladies.


Turbo, or supercharged?

[Big Nate]

Turbo because its free power (almost)

4 cylinder or 8 cylinder?

[mndsm]

4. I like to make things difficult.

2 door coupe, or 2 door hatchback?

[Hot Ice]

2 door coupe

TGIFridays or Chilis

[Z-licious]

sonuva!

Friday's

spring or fall?

[Hot Ice]

Spring

Sex or Food

[Big Nate]

Sex


Watch some smash your car or have to do it yourself?

[mndsm]

Do it myself.


Pie or cake?

[Z-licious]

pie

Shaved or trimmed?

[mazdamn02]

Watch someone smash my car, doesn't hurt my insurance if its parked (found that out the hard way...)


Stabbed or shot?

[Hot Ice]

trimmed

stabbed


chocolate or vanilla?

[Big Nate]

vanilla

have 2 midgets rape you or one big guy?

[Hot Ice]

2 midgets

latex or rubber

[mndsm]

Rubber.



Leather or Lace?

[Hot Ice]

Leather, ohhhhhhhhhhh

Bike or Skates?

[mazdamn02]

bike.

Drive a cavalier or sunfire? hahaha

[Z-licious]

does it matter?

shirts or skins?

[mndsm]

Shirts. I'm an ugly hairy fat guy.


Kia or Daewoo?

[Z-licious]

Kia I dont' think Daewoo even makes cars anymore

Chicken or pork?

[Hot Ice]

Chicken


Heels or flip flops

[Z-licious]

uh....heels

boxers or briefs?

[Hot Ice]

boxers

dog or cat

[mndsm]

Dog. Haven't had one yet.


Ferret or Rat?

[Hot Ice]

Ferret for sure!


Whiskers or Not?

[mndsm]

Not. I hate having to shave.


Regular or Lite Beer?

[Hot Ice]

Lite, got that girlish figure

speedo or shorts

[mndsm]

Shorts. Derr.

Bikini or one-piece?

[Hot Ice]

bikini

scream or cry?

[mndsm]

Scream.


Rollercoaster or Tilt-a-whirl?

[Z-licious]

bikini

vanilla or chocolate?

[mndsm]

Chocolate.

Again, Rollercoaster or Tilt-A-Whirl.

[Hot Ice]

I think E is a bit confused, and should refresh his computer once in a while.

Tilt-A-Whirl

A or DD?

[mndsm]

A. Had plent of bigger boobs in my life (Taya's are gigantic) and always been a fan of the small well formed breast.


Chocolate Chip or Oatmeal Raisin?

[Hot Ice]

Chocolate Chip

Fudge or caramel

[mndsm]

Fudge.

Caramel Apple or Cotton Candy?

[Hot Ice]

Caramel Apple with a green apple though

long underwear or tights

[Hot Ice]

Long underwear

Why do these games fizzle when we need the posting count up??

Day or Night?

[micahlarson]

I'm up for toe... I need all these fingers!~

[Hot Ice]

Long underwear

Why do these games fizzle when we need the posting count up??

Day or Night?

Micah, what are you talking about toes or fingers? I am confused...

[mndsm]

Ok starting over.



Screw a crack head or a meth addict.

[RoadRageMotors]

meth addict because they can go all nite

eaten alive or burned alive

[micahlarson]

hmm depends.. meth heads sometimetimes are skinny.. but crack heads.. can go al night.. so I'm up for all night.. I think I'm going to have to go with eaten alive.... because they'll chop off my h ead so I'll fit into the big pot lol

[AJ]

Where the damn question for me?

diarrhea or constipation

[Hot Ice]

Yeah Micah doesn't get it...

Consitpation, at least no accidents

Black or white

[Big Nate]

Black Look at my wife.

big boobs or really big boobs

[micahlarson]

hmm big boobs... right now I have a gf with REALLY big boobs.. and I wish they were smaller..

[mndsm]

And my question? Micah, you gotta leave a question for the next guy/gal!

[dmention7]

hmm big boobs... right now I have a gf with REALLY big boobs.. and I wish they were smaller..

:banhim:

For the comment, and for not continuing the game!

[mndsm]

Jay, you aren't helping.



New topic.

Electric Chair or Gas Chamber

[Big Nate]

Gas chamber

Tall or short

[Hot Ice]

tall

rough or smooth

[mndsm]

Smooth.


Sticky or slimy?

[Hot Ice]

Slimy

Food or Drink

[mndsm]

Food.


Chips or pretzels?

[Hot Ice]

CHIPS!!

bagel or cereal

[mndsm]

Cereal.

Milk or juice?

[dmention7]

bagel

funyuns or pringles?

[Hot Ice]

funyuns!!

milk or juice (thanks tom)

[mndsm]

Milk.


Coffee or Redbull?

[Hot Ice]

Oh coffee for sure

Rice or potatoes?

[AJ]

Rice (with Benihanna Shrimp Sauce)

Herpes or Crabs

[Hot Ice]

Crabs!

jeans or shorts

[dmention7]

jeans

boxers or briefs?

[mndsm]

Boxers.


Belt sander or angle grinder?

[Big Nate]

Belt sander


With teeth or without teeth?

[Hot Ice]

With teeth

Sugar or salt?

[mndsm]

Salt.


Spicy or sour?

[micahlarson]

spicy...

ugly or stupid?

[Hot Ice]

ugly, paper bags and dark help with that but stupid, can't do much with that

old or young?

[mndsm]

Young. Get em while they're fresh.

Blind or deaf?

[Hot Ice]

Blind, way better with their hands

Centimeters or Inches

[mndsm]

Inches. CM only confused me.



RHD or LHD?

[Hot Ice]

RHD, I think

AWD or FWD or RWD?

[pingwin77]

AWD

nasty teeth or B.O.?

[micahlarson]

nasty teeth.. yo can close your eyes... bo.. you just suck with..

[Hot Ice]

damn it micah, ask a question!

[micahlarson]

ok... pee out of your nipple or poop out your mouth

[mndsm]

Pee out my nipple.


Bloody urine, or bloody stool?

[micahlarson]

bloody stool... bloody urine.. tends to hurt...

bad acne or horrible teeth

[Hot Ice]

horrible teeth


walk or run

[micahlarson]

walk... running is to hard on me...

eat or sleep

[Hot Ice]

eat

sleep or sex?

[pingwin77]

sex, and more sex.

shave your butt or eat spiders?

[Hot Ice]

Shave my butt!

sex or eat?

[mndsm]

sex. Not hungry when i'm getting some.

Shag in a car or in a phone booth?

[pingwin77]

Car

shag infront of your parents or thier parents?

[Hot Ice]

My parents, they would look away

from behind or in front?

[pingwin77]

behind

on a live news broadcast or on the jumbo-trom and the game?

[Hot Ice]

jumbo trom for sure

in the snow or water?

[mndsm]

Water.


Great foreplay bad sex, or bad foreplay great sex.

[Hot Ice]

I have been thinking about for a while now...

Great foreplay, bad sex

hot air balloon or hang gliding?

[micahlarson]

hang gliding... I wanna control something.. and fly...

for girls.. big butt or big boobs?

[Hot Ice]

big boobs

long or fat wiener?

[MazdaMINI]

Long


Fast and hard or slow and soft?

[Hot Ice]

Slow and soft, hmmmm

In the dark or with the lights on?

[micahlarson]

lights on

1 or 2?

[mndsm]

2


5 spoke or 6 spoke?

[dmention7]

5 spoke

rainy or windy

[Hot Ice]

rainy

long road or curvy road

[pingwin77]

Curvy Road

eat booggers or worms?

[mndsm]

Boogers. mmmm salty.

Puke or diarrhea?

[MazdaMINI]

four :)

Mazda or MINI ?

[mndsm]

Ban!

[dmention7]

Actually, I prefer SpeedStick


Doritos or Tostitos

[Hot Ice]

doritos, cool ranch, mmmmm

ribbed or non-ribbed?

[dmention7]

non-ribbed

milk or dark chocolate?

[Hot Ice]

milk chocolate

carpet or tile?

[micahlarson]

I like carpet...

Every time you spoke you farted till you were done.... or

pee our your eyes when you walk

[Jesse MS3GT]

fart until im done speaking

have the burning shits for your whole life, or pass rock hard clumps?

[micahlarson]

burning .... rock hard makes me cry... seriously.. not a good picture at work man..

lol

Live long ei 90's or die early ie 50's and be ritch

[Jesse MS3GT]

die early

ariel atom or lotus elise?

[micahlarson]

ariel atom

job you hate and make ALOT of money

job you love and make just enough money

[Jesse MS3GT]

job I love

a line of ants

a line of salt/pepper

[micahlarson]

salt/pepper

crash your car and have no car... (no insurance) or crash your dream car after driving for 2 min.

[mndsm]

Crash my dream car.


Work two jobs a lot of hours, or one job a lot of hours?

[Hot Ice]

two jobs, lots of hours, = variety

chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin?

[mndsm]

Oatmeal

Cocoa pebles or puff?

[Hot Ice]

cocoa pebbles FTW!

dvd or vhs?

[dmention7]

dvd

poison ivy on your crotch or chili powder in your nose?

[mndsm]

Chili powder in the nose.

Plunger in the anus, or coffee straw in the pee hole?

[dmention7]

plunger in the anus

No internet for a week, or no phone for a month?

[mndsm]

No internet for a week.


No TV or no radio? (in the car too suckas.)

[dmention7]

no radio

No shower for a week, or no toothbrush for a week?

[mndsm]

Owch......no toothbrush.


Completley bald, or no haircuts, ever.

[dmention7]

Completely bald


on a girl: hairy pits or hairy cootchie?

[mndsm]

Hairy cooch. Don't need to see where it's going to drive it home.


Speedo on a fat dude, or bikini on a fat lady?

[dmention7]

bikini on a fat lady

working 6am-2pm or 10am-6pm?

[mndsm]

10Am-6pm. Miss traffic on both sides.



weekdays off or saturday sunday?

[Hot Ice]

Saturday and Sunday, need money

salt or sugar?

[mndsm]

Salt.


Sex while vomiting, or sex while pooping.

[dmention7]

Sex while vomiting (at least you can aim that end away from the "business at hand")

piercing a genital or tattooing your tongue?

[Hot Ice]

sex while vomiting, at least the rear end will be open and available

Damn it Jay
Pierce a genital


airplane or bus?

[dmention7]

airplane


5 beers or 5 shots?

[Hot Ice]

5 beers

nympho or celebet?

[mndsm]

Celibate.


Plasma or LCD

[dmention7]

Plasma (it sounds cooler)

Broken toe or broken finger?

[Hot Ice]

Broken toe.

Video game or card game?

[dmention7]

Card game


Slots or tables?

[mndsm]

Slots.


Sluts or Hoes?

[dmention7]

sluts (don't need the attitude that hoes have)


designer clothes or target clearance rack?

[Hot Ice]

target sales rack!

two wheels or four wheels?

[mndsm]

4. Two will only get me killed.

Gasoline or Deisel?

[Hot Ice]

Gas, diesel takes way too long to warm up

Socks or slippers?

[mndsm]

Socks. I can't put shoes on over slippers.

Thong in a skirt, or free and clear?

[Hot Ice]

This is a tricky one and it depends on the occasion...

Thong in a skirt

Tube socks or ankle socks?

[mndsm]

Tube socks.

Lose a kid or lose a parent?

[Hot Ice]

A parent

Lose your sight or hearing?

[dmention7]

hearing

lose and arm or lose a leg?

[Hot Ice]

Lose an arm

Gain a finger or a toe?

[mndsm]

Gain a toe.

Have a penis and grow an extra, or lose the one you have and grow another?

[dmention7]

Assuming I could find a girl who's freaky enough to be down with it.... grow an extra.

Playboy or Hustler?

[Hot Ice]

Playboy.

Fishnet or bare?

[dmention7]

bare.

leather or lace?

[Hot Ice]

lace

apples or oranges?

[dmention7]

oranges

would you rather fart out your nose, or sneeze out your butt?

[mndsm]

sneeze out my butt.



Whips and chains, or feathers and latex?

[Hot Ice]

Feathers and Latex, can't get enough of feathers

making naked snow angels or skinny dipping?

[mndsm]

Skinny dipping.

Too hot or Too cold?

[dmention7]

Too cold

honey or maple syrup?

[Hot Ice]

maple syrup

moon or sun?

[dmention7]

sun

moon or be mooned?

[Hot Ice]

be mooned.

long fingernails or short?

[dmention7]

short

be eaten by a shark or a lion?

[Hot Ice]

a shark

eat a rotten chicken egg or a rotten eagle egg?

[dmention7]

rotten eagle egg (cause nasty shit that's rare is usually a delicacy)

mac or pc?

[Hot Ice]

pc, unless it is free, them mac

Rocking chair or Recliner?

[dmention7]

Recliner

suede or leather?

[Hot Ice]

leather!

grass or dirt?

[dmention7]

grass

Sex 3 times a day every day, or pizza and beer for every meal?

[micahlarson]

sex...

151 ... 1 shot every hour forever

or everclear 1 shot every hour forever..

no shots while sleeping

[dmention7]

I don't think it would matter... I'd be dead by the end of the day anyways... lol But how about everclear.

Get a bj from a 75 year old woman with no teeth, or an 18 year old with braces and headgear?

[micahlarson]

18 year old.. braces aren't so bad.. and you can try to avoid the head gear lol

key your car... or key your bosses car and he knows it's you

[dmention7]

Key the boss' car (he drives a '95 subaru wagon... lol)

walk in on your parents or walk in on your sibling?

[micahlarson]

sibling...

find out that your gf is cheating on you with your best friend or you brother

[dmention7]

best friend

fall off a roof onto the sidewalk or a pile of manure?

[micahlarson]

I'm going for the side walk... cause I've done that before...

realize that the 3,000 of ebay stuff you bought for your car don't fit or are worthless (i.e turbonator style) or that yoru car got broken into and that you have 3,000 dollars worth of dmgs that insurance won't cover

[dmention7]

$3000 worth of damage... at least it wasn't your own dumbass fault

pick up a girl, or get picked up by a girl?

[Hot Ice]

get picked up by a girl

pick up a boy or be picked up by a boy? ;)

[micahlarson]

get picked up... some guy at the mcdonalds near my work place trys every time I come in there... not cool..

sleep your way to the top knowing that it includes a few people over 60? OR
make it to the top the hard way... reaching the top at 50

[Hot Ice]

make it the hard way

burger king or mcdonald's?

[Jesse MS3GT]

BK for sure

metal or emo?

[dmention7]

metal

hip hop or rockabilly?

[Jesse MS3GT]

I hate hip hop but rockabilly sounds lame... hip hop(good choice with the metal btw lol)

bone thugs n harmony or 36 mafia?

[micahlarson]

bone thugs...

stupid good looking girl... obnoxious stupid

or

not so good smart girl

[dmention7]

smart girl, no question.

lose an eye or lose an arm?

[Jesse MS3GT]

loose an arm

telekinesis or invisibility?

[dmention7]

telekinesis

Be 3 times your "normal" weight, or 1/3 your "normal" weight?

[micahlarson]

ohhh.... I don't know... I think I'd like to be a miget lol...

drive cars that are stock forever or

whenever you modify a car in 1 year it blows apart

[dmention7]

stock forever... can't afford a new engine every year!

have perfect health or a perfect spouse?

[micahlarson]

perfect spouse

knock on wood but I hardly ever get sick

die alone and have only experienced love for a short time or

die with someone and never really love them at all

[Hot Ice]

no question...die alone with real love than no love at all

have absolutely no hair on you at all or a bunch all over?

[dmention7]

no hair... shaving is a PITA!

bad lover or bad conversationalist (in a significant other)

[Hot Ice]

bad lover, I can please myself

a cat that won't stop licking itself or a dog that never stops barking?

[dmention7]

a cat that won't stop licking itself

be stuck watching MTV for 8 hours straight, or PBS

[Jesse MS3GT]

pbs

hot chick whos looser than jenna jameson

or an average chick whos just right? :D

[AJ]

average chick!

getting a tooth pulled under gas or just getting numb?

[Hot Ice]

I did just getting numb and think now I could have gone for the gas!!

Cable TV or unlimited access to movies?

[dmention7]

Cable TV, cuz I don't always want to watch 2 hours at a time


Firefox or Internet Explorer?

[Hot Ice]

Firefox, these days!

Having 5 children without blinking an eye or none because there is problems?

[dmention7]

having none... adoption < "surprise" kids


Expensive, amazing wedding with tons of guests in an exotic location that leaves you financially tapped, or small inexpensive wedding that you can pay for without trouble?

[Hot Ice]

small inexpensive wedding that can be paid for without trouble

camping all weekend in:
a. absolutely gorgeous weather, alone
b. shitty ass rainy crappy weather with the best company?

[dmention7]

gorgeous weather alone

Big mansion in remote alaska, or tiny hut on a hawaiian beach?

[Big Nate]

hawaiian beach

No arms or no legs?

[mndsm]

Tiny hut on da beach.


Never leave the US again, or never allowed back into the US.

[micahlarson]

never allowed back in

have a beautiful wife that doesn't speak english and never will
or have an average wife that speaks english

[Jesse MS3GT]

average wife

hot brunette, hot blond, hot redhead?

[micahlarson]

hot brunette... blondes are over rated sometimes...

not be able to read... or not be able to see

[Jesse MS3GT]

brunettes > blondes lol

Not be able to read

discovery channel or history channel

[Hot Ice]

history channel

sex in the rain or in the desert?

[Drumfreak]

sex in the rain

Inherit millions from a relative or make a bunch of money by actually working for it.

[dragongirlie]

work for it

work 3rd shift and do almost nothing or work 1st and bust your ass

[Drumfreak]

1st shift

I feel bad for who posts next: pegging or cuckolding

I'm just too funny I guess

[Hot Ice]

I can't be cuckolding so I have to choose pegging

Finding the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow or winning the hot lotto?

[dmention7]

hot lotto.... I've seen too many movies about pissed off leprechauns!

Be on The Price is Right, or Jeopardy?

[Hot Ice]

Jeopardy, you actually get a 100% chance at winning something

hot air balloon or sky dive?

[dmention7]

Sky Dive


Swim with sharks or snorkel in a coral reef?

[Drumfreak]

I'd prefer to keep my limbs so the coral reef would be my choice. Wait, what if there are sharks at the reef? Trick question.

Would you rather drive a mercedes or a beemer? I choose beemer.

Hot Ice: You must read the Savage Love column in the city pages?

[MazdaMINI]

def the bmw!!!! I already have a BMW product and it kicks ass!!!! :beach:

would you rather be blind or deaf?

[dmention7]

deaf


would you rather be stuck on a tropical island with a plentiful supply of food and water (that you had to hunt/gather yourself, of course) but no other human contact, or live in a huge city and be barely scraping by at a dead-end job?

[mndsm]

Gimme that island.


Would you rather- Do well at a job you hate, or do poorly at a job you love? (Skill-wise)

[dmention7]

do poorly at a job I love

Have 2 extra fingers on one hand, or be missing a thumb?

[mndsm]

Extra fingers. Cant play forza with no thumbs.

Penis on the forehead, or smelly vagina on the chest? (attached)

[dmention7]

smelly vagina on the chest.

4 wheels or two?

[mndsm]

4.

Lager or Ale?

[dmention7]

Lager

Weiss or Porter?

[mndsm]

Weiss.


Mad Dog 20/20 or Night Train?

[dmention7]

Dug this bitch out of the archives!

Would you rather.....

bang E-surance Erin or the Progressive girl?

[AJ]

Erin.

Herpes or the Crabs?

[dmention7]

Crabs (though with your mom, there's no "or" about it)

Saggy boobs or floppy ass?

[mndsm]

Floppy ass.

Kia Rio or Chevy Cavalier?

[AJ]

Rio.

Your dick in Eddy or JohnnyT.

[mndsm]

Eddy.

Who's dick in you? Eddy or JohnnyT?

[YSOSLO]

Eddy, cuz he isn't big enough to penetrate....lol Nice attempt at killing your own thread though Tom.

iPhone or the new Droid?

[StealthSpeed3]

Droid, don't want to be part of the iphone horde.

Monte Carlo SS or Grand Prix GXP?