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micahlarson
08-09-2007, 08:30 PM
http://jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2007/08/hurts.jpgTop to Bottom: Dan Neil on the 2008 Chrysler Sebring Convertible
In today's editon of the LA Times, Mr. Neil has channeled some tips for incoming Chrysler grand poobah Robert Nardelli through a review of the latest player in the long line of drop top Chrysler Sebrings. Nardelli's ability to tell the difference between a good car and a bad car might be what saves Chrysler from a world of hurts. According to Neil, the drop top is a bad car.

Not just bad, but a veritable chalice of wretchedness, a rattling, thumping, lolling tragedy of a car, a summary indictment of Chrysler's recent management and its self-eradicating product planning, all cast in plastic worthy of a Chinese water pistol.

Big Nate
08-10-2007, 06:03 AM
Chrysler Sebring Convertible = Shot with the suck gun

Now only Pontiac and Chrysler use this rare gun to shot there cars with pure suck. There are several other car companies that are said to have this gun but none of the rumors have been confirmed.

mndsm
08-10-2007, 09:01 AM
I dinno- Some of the new Honda line appears to have at least been grazed with the suck gun. Look at the new Cr-V for example.

mazdamn02
08-10-2007, 10:50 AM
Finally, some one just came out and said it. Chrysler is teh suxor.

micahlarson
08-10-2007, 01:32 PM
hahah suxor