Jessica Alba May Have Herpes

[AJ]

:joint2: :jerry: Thought I'd pass this one on here! LOL

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Glittery baubles, expensive dinners and sappy endearments weren’t the only surprises Derek Jeter bestowed on his ex-girlfriend Jessica Alba – he also gave her herpes. Or so the rumor mill says.

The Adam Carolla Show dished all the dirt on the viral Jess earlier this morning. The 26-year-old actress and her 33-year-old former flame dated for a while, before Jessica settled into a long-term relationship with Cash Warren. But now Jesse’s STD may be the only gift with staying power.

Apparently Alba regularly filled a Valtrex prescription during her relationship with Cash Warren, but how Derek fits into the puzzle is still a mystery.

Suppose the rumors are true. The list of people in Hollywood making appointments this morning might be astounding:

* Derek may have infected Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and Jessica Biel

* Mariah, Vanessa and Jessica may have infected Cash Warren, Nick Lachey and Justin Timberlake

* And if they did two friends and those two friends did two friends… This could be epidemic!

Wonder if there’s an immunization for stupidity?

Source: Thinkfashion.com

[dmention7]

I think the bigger news would be which famous studs and starlets aren't walking pharmacopoeias of crotch disease. Kinda brings the fantasy back down to earth, eh?

[AJ]

Well if I was gonna get herpes, this would be a hell of a way to get it! lol

[mndsm]

No kiddin. I think being able to lay pipe to Alba would almost be worth it.




If it werent for the nasty sores.

[Nekko Noir]

Uh oh...pretty soon everyone on Earth will have herpes. Woohoo, herpes fest!! Ick, that sounds kind of gross.

Oh, did y'all hear Jessica Alba's back on the market? I can hear all the guys cheering in the distance. It's deafening.

[micahlarson]

yeah to be honest it might be worth it..ha

[Z-licious]

Uh oh, I better go get checked.

[mndsm]

Spankin' it to her pics doesn't give you herpes.

[dmention7]

pwnt.

[micahlarson]

ha