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I'M OFFENDED!
Ok, so inspiration struck me while on break at work this afternoon, and I had to write this. It's geeky, and I don't care. Here it go.
On the first day of Xmas, the boost gods gave to me-
A custom tune for my speed 3
On the 2nd day of Xmas the boost gods gave to me-
2 racing seats, and a custom tune for my speed 3.
On the 3rd day of Xmas the boost gods gave to me-
3 more pounds of boost, 2 racing seats, and a custom tune for my speed 3
On the 4th day of Xmas, the boost gods gave to me-
4 sticky tires, 3 pounds of boost, 2 racing seats, and a custom tune for my speed 3
On the 5th day of Xmas, the boost gods gave to me-
5 quarts of synthetic....... 4 sticky tires, 3 pounds of boost, 2 racing seats, and custom tune for my speed 3.
On the 6th day of Xmas the boost gods gave to me-
a 6 pointed cage, 5 quarts of synthetic...... 4 sticky tires, 3 pounds of boost, 2 racing seats, and a custom tune for my speed 3.
On the 7th day of Xmas the boost gods gave to me-
7 entry fees, a 6 pointed cage, 5 quarts of synthetic....... 4 sticky tires, 3 pounds of boost, 2 racing seats, and a custom tune for my speed 3.
On the 8th day of Xmas the boost gods gave to me-
8 brand new wheels, 7 entry fees, a 6 pointed cage, 5 quarts of synthetic....... 4 sticky tires, 3 pounds of boost, 2 racing seats, and a custom tune for my speed 3.
On the 9th day of Xmas the boost gods gave to me-
9 cone free runs, 8 brand new wheels, 7 entry fees, a 6 pointed cage, 5 quarts of synthetic...... 4 sticky tires, 3 pounds of boost, 2 racing seats, and a custom tune for my speed 3.
On the 10th day of Xmas the boost gods gave to me-
10lbs of spray, 9 cone free runs, 8 brand new wheels, 7 entry fees, a 6 pointed cage, 5 quarts of synthetic....... 4 sticky tires, 3 pounds of boost, 2 racing seats, and a custom tune for my speed 3.
on the 11th day of Xmas the boost gods gave to me-
11 10mm sockets, 10 lbs of spray, 9 cone free runs, 8 brand new wheels, 7 entry fees, a 6 pointed cage, 5 quarts of synthetic........ 4 sticky tires, 3 pounds of boost, 2 racing seats, and a custom tune for my speed 3.
on the 12th day of Xmas the boost gods gave to me-
12 copper plugs, 11 10mm sockets, 10lbs of spray, 9 cone free runs, 8 brand new wheels, 7 entry fees, a 6 pointed cage, 5 quarts of synthetic......... 4 sticky tires, 3 pounds of boost, 2 racing seats, and a custom tune for my speed 3.
On the first day of Xmas, the boost gods gave to me-
A custom tune for my speed 3
On the 2nd day of Xmas the boost gods gave to me-
2 racing seats, and a custom tune for my speed 3.
On the 3rd day of Xmas the boost gods gave to me-
3 more pounds of boost, 2 racing seats, and a custom tune for my speed 3
On the 4th day of Xmas, the boost gods gave to me-
4 sticky tires, 3 pounds of boost, 2 racing seats, and a custom tune for my speed 3
On the 5th day of Xmas, the boost gods gave to me-
5 quarts of synthetic....... 4 sticky tires, 3 pounds of boost, 2 racing seats, and custom tune for my speed 3.
On the 6th day of Xmas the boost gods gave to me-
a 6 pointed cage, 5 quarts of synthetic...... 4 sticky tires, 3 pounds of boost, 2 racing seats, and a custom tune for my speed 3.
On the 7th day of Xmas the boost gods gave to me-
7 entry fees, a 6 pointed cage, 5 quarts of synthetic....... 4 sticky tires, 3 pounds of boost, 2 racing seats, and a custom tune for my speed 3.
On the 8th day of Xmas the boost gods gave to me-
8 brand new wheels, 7 entry fees, a 6 pointed cage, 5 quarts of synthetic....... 4 sticky tires, 3 pounds of boost, 2 racing seats, and a custom tune for my speed 3.
On the 9th day of Xmas the boost gods gave to me-
9 cone free runs, 8 brand new wheels, 7 entry fees, a 6 pointed cage, 5 quarts of synthetic...... 4 sticky tires, 3 pounds of boost, 2 racing seats, and a custom tune for my speed 3.
On the 10th day of Xmas the boost gods gave to me-
10lbs of spray, 9 cone free runs, 8 brand new wheels, 7 entry fees, a 6 pointed cage, 5 quarts of synthetic....... 4 sticky tires, 3 pounds of boost, 2 racing seats, and a custom tune for my speed 3.
on the 11th day of Xmas the boost gods gave to me-
11 10mm sockets, 10 lbs of spray, 9 cone free runs, 8 brand new wheels, 7 entry fees, a 6 pointed cage, 5 quarts of synthetic........ 4 sticky tires, 3 pounds of boost, 2 racing seats, and a custom tune for my speed 3.
on the 12th day of Xmas the boost gods gave to me-
12 copper plugs, 11 10mm sockets, 10lbs of spray, 9 cone free runs, 8 brand new wheels, 7 entry fees, a 6 pointed cage, 5 quarts of synthetic......... 4 sticky tires, 3 pounds of boost, 2 racing seats, and a custom tune for my speed 3.
