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shadyspeed3
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got this in a email at work. thought it was kinda funny and and id share it!
Subject: 401-Keg
> LIQUID ASSETS
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one
> year ago,
> you will have $49.00 today
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago,
> you will
> have $33.00 today.
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers
> one year ago,
> you will have $0.00 today.
> But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year
> ago, drank all
> the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling
> refund, you
> will have received a $214.00.
> Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to
> drink
> heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
> A recent study found that the average American walks about
> 900 miles a year.
> Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22
> gallons of
> alcohol a year.
> That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles
> to the gallon!
> Makes you proud to be an American!
:beerfunnel2:
Subject: 401-Keg
> LIQUID ASSETS
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one
> year ago,
> you will have $49.00 today
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago,
> you will
> have $33.00 today.
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers
> one year ago,
> you will have $0.00 today.
> But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year
> ago, drank all
> the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling
> refund, you
> will have received a $214.00.
> Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to
> drink
> heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
> A recent study found that the average American walks about
> 900 miles a year.
> Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22
> gallons of
> alcohol a year.
> That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles
> to the gallon!
> Makes you proud to be an American!
:beerfunnel2:
