Dude, I hate you so much. LOL
I have to give props for how well you played the joke though! Everything from hitting a ramp a little too hot, all the way to ending up with a cobalt because you liked the wing seemed about 99% plausible. Well done
Also, the fact that you got Colin to call Abra and check on your story is proof positive that you pulled a good one on us.
E - c'mon man, have a laugh. He said he balled up his car, but that he was perfectly fine.... No harm no foul. However, Kyle, don't think that you're free from retribution. You pulled one on mnmazda; now expect us to return the favor. muahahaha....