Uncrustables > life

[DrWebster]

So you keep it at your desk, plug it in the break room to make the sandwich and return it to your desk when finished..

Heh, we had a sales rep about a year ago who kept a toaster oven in his cubicle. Nastiest fuckin thing ever. He'd be in the middle of a sales call then *ding* mini pizza's done. I always made other people fix his computer, because his cube was a greasy, bombed-out, Cheeto-dust-covered hole.

 

[Jesse MS3GT]

I had one of those... Once. No thanks.

 

[ZoomZoom Diva]

Heh, we had a sales rep about a year ago who kept a toaster oven in his cubicle. Nastiest fuckin thing ever. He'd be in the middle of a sales call then *ding* mini pizza's done. I always made other people fix his computer, because his cube was a greasy, bombed-out, Cheeto-dust-covered hole.

I didn't mean to cook IN the cube. That's a fire hazard. Our facilities people would have been on him for that. However, we do have people take an electric kettle and a toaster into the break room and use them there.

 

[mndsm]

Yeah, or like a crock pot or something.

 

[AJ]

YUMMY!!! Having another one today with my salad for lunch!

 

[AJ]

BUMP FOR NUMMYNESS!!! NOM NOM NOM I vow to grill some this weekend!!!

 

[ZoomZoom Diva]

I should make some special hot links injected with habanero for that.

 

[Workdawg]

Hey AJ... if Uncrustables > Life... I have a proposal for you.

I will supply you with uncrustables, if you become my bitch. We shall trade uncrustables for your life. For the most part I'll just let you go about your thing, do your job, host RB parties, etc... but you will give me all your monies and do anything I say.

So... what do you think?

 

[niterydr]

Hey AJ... if Uncrustables > Life... I have a proposal for you.

I will supply you with uncrustables, if you become my bitch. We shall trade uncrustables for your life. For the most part I'll just let you go about your thing, do your job, host RB parties, etc... but you will give me all your monies and do anything I say.

So... what do you think?

I will include uncrustables and also assist in supply if I can get a part of this plan as well....

 

[ZoomZoom Diva]

...I think Jana already has taken him up on this agreement.

 

[mndsm]

I'll even throw in a 6-pack of beer every so often if I can get in on this deal.

 

[Workdawg]

Hmm... Since it was my idea... I get a majority share in him. 50% of gross profits and ability to override anything he has to do. You guys can argue about the rest.

 

[AJ]

so you're saying i'll have an endless supply? mmmm tempting!

 

[dmention7]

I want to hard-delete this thread soooo bad! lol

 

[DrWebster]

ZOMG LIEK WE SHOULD CHANGE THE SITE NAME TO MNUNCRUSTABLES.COM!!!!!!1111!LOL