Laugh all you want... but I guarantee I haven't said something every single one of you have said in the last 3 months....
"Goddamnit, do not want work today".
I've said that, sure... because sometimes I just don't really want to be at work for one reason or another. (Have other things I'd rather do, mostly) I've never said it because of "hating work". Further, the reason you haven't is because you quit your job, hardly a responsible solution in most cases (yours happens to be an exception, but it doesn't really belong in this thread, IMO)...
When you were working, you bitched about having to work, while working from home full time, more than the rest of us combined. (except maybe Colin) It's not like your "career choices" have been something to look up to. Your "life advice" type stuff you posted is reasonable, though.
I digress...
I'll preface this by saying that I haven't actually read most of the rest of the thread. I've read the beginning of most of the posts, but it seems like a lot of them didn't really answer the questions, or went off on tangents. I suppose I probably will as well, but hey.
What do I do?
Software developer (computer programmer)
Do I like it?
Fundamentally, yes. I work on big, complex puzzles and I get great satisfaction from being successful in solving them. When I spend a week analyzing a problem, coming up with a solution, and then implementing it successfully; that's the good stuff.
Some of the other parts of the job are less fun, but I suppose they come with the territory. Dealing with support issues for users, dealing with office politics, etc are not so fun and sometimes stress.
How did I get into it?
I suppose the typical "I like computers, so I want to work with them" that seems fairly common. Of course, back when I was young that was quite a bit different than today. Computers weren't THAT common back then, so being interested in computers meant a lot more than stalking people on Facebook all day and downloading music from iTunes. Certainly the job prospects helped encourage my decision I guess, but mostly just "computers are cool".
During college I was able to intern at a couple of different companies during the summers to get a feel for "real world" software development. I liked it well enough to decide I had made the right choice. As a bonus, the last internship I had came with a job offer, and I've worked there ever since.
What did I go to school for?
I have a BS in Management Information Systems. The coursework was pretty much a hybrid of computer science and management. I discovered that I like programming, and rather dislike management... but hey.
Am I going to stick with it forever?
For the foreseeable future, I think so. My career is still in its infancy, really. Technically I'm a senior developer and development lead, but up until recently, I've been under my bosses wing. I do pretty much all the actual code writing, but I still consult with him on design and business process related things. More recently he's been letting me take more ownership of it. It puts a lot more responsibility on me to make sure that everything is right.
So far, my boss has insulated me from most of the business politics and other unpleasant parts of the job, at least as much as he could... but that'll be changing. I sort of look at it as a new chapter in my career, and it's a bit frightening, but also pretty exciting. We'll see how it goes.
From a more broad perspective, job prospects in my field are still good. I am underpaid, but I've been getting solid increases for the past few years. I could most likely apply elsewhere and get a pretty big raise working for someone else, but there are other reasons I stay where I'm at.
Do I look at the future as a bleak and never ending mass of chaos and career-related confused HELL?
I think my answers to the other questions pretty much sum up the answer to this... but I don't see the future as bleak. Sure, there have been times recently, especially with all Jenny's issues, where I've thought "damn, this sucks", but I just remind myself that I have it pretty damn good. I'm 28 years old and I have everything I NEED and most of the stuff I want. Wife, house, dogs, car, toys, etc. I'm not living paycheck-to-paycheck. I don't hate my job. I don't have a pile of debt up to my eyeballs (except the mortgage, the car will be paid off in May).
As far as "chaos and career-related confused HELL", not really. Like I said above, things are changing at work. It makes me a little bit nervous... but I'm not going to let it scare me off. I guess I was pretty fortunate to figure out what I liked early, and that it turned out to be the right decision.
Related to my answer above... I find that sometimes I get rather obsessed with certain ideas (which is something that seems to happen frequently around here), but it's just that, an IDEA. The idea of building a chump car, or the idea of opening a "We'll deepfry anything" stand at the state fair. Certainly those things sound awesome, but the ideas are fleeting. My theory on that is that it's best to let an idea simmer for a while. A certain idea might sound awesome one day and dumb the next. Chill out for a month or two and if you still can't stop thinking about something, then pursue it more. You avoid wasting countless hours obsessing over something that you don't really want.
Just take time to think about things. You mentioned that you keep thinking "I wish I could do this..." etc. My advice about that would be to really sit down and thing about those thoughts harder. Would that REALLY be better? Sure the idea of working in some field you absolutely love getting paid a ton sounds great on the surface... but if it's related to a hobby... would it make you eventually hate that hobby? (Like working for a disc company...) If it's working with animals... would it pay enough for you to maintain a reasonable life outside of work? Certainly doing what you love is something to strive for, but if it doesn't pay the bills, it's not really that feasible.