What would you rather do?

[micahlarson]

I like carpet...

Every time you spoke you farted till you were done.... or

pee our your eyes when you walk

 

[Jesse MS3GT]

fart until im done speaking

have the burning shits for your whole life, or pass rock hard clumps?

 

[micahlarson]

burning .... rock hard makes me cry... seriously.. not a good picture at work man..

lol

Live long ei 90's or die early ie 50's and be ritch

 

[Jesse MS3GT]

die early

ariel atom or lotus elise?

 

[micahlarson]

ariel atom

job you hate and make ALOT of money

job you love and make just enough money

 

[Jesse MS3GT]

job I love

a line of ants

a line of salt/pepper

 

[micahlarson]

salt/pepper

crash your car and have no car... (no insurance) or crash your dream car after driving for 2 min.

 

[mndsm]

Crash my dream car.


Work two jobs a lot of hours, or one job a lot of hours?

 

[Hot Ice]

two jobs, lots of hours, = variety

chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin?

 

[mndsm]

Oatmeal

Cocoa pebles or puff?

 

[Hot Ice]

cocoa pebbles FTW!

dvd or vhs?

 

[dmention7]

dvd

poison ivy on your crotch or chili powder in your nose?

 

[mndsm]

Chili powder in the nose.

Plunger in the anus, or coffee straw in the pee hole?

 

[dmention7]

plunger in the anus

No internet for a week, or no phone for a month?

 

[mndsm]

No internet for a week.


No TV or no radio? (in the car too suckas.)

 

[dmention7]

no radio

No shower for a week, or no toothbrush for a week?

 

[mndsm]

Owch......no toothbrush.


Completley bald, or no haircuts, ever.

 

[dmention7]

Completely bald


on a girl: hairy pits or hairy cootchie?

 

[mndsm]

Hairy cooch. Don't need to see where it's going to drive it home.


Speedo on a fat dude, or bikini on a fat lady?

 

[dmention7]

bikini on a fat lady

working 6am-2pm or 10am-6pm?