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The Funny/Cool Pics & Vids Thread

mndsm

mndsm

I'M OFFENDED!
Silver Surfer, Harry Potter, Jack Sparrow, Shrek, Optimus Prime, Homer Simpson, Darth Vader, Captain Kirk, Dragonball Z, Willy Wonka, Agent Smith, The Grinch, some purple dude, Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Ash, no clue, Aladdin, Tarzan, Ariel, Peter Pan, no clue, Jack Skellington, Indiana Jones, Superman, Batman, Wonderwoman, Flash, Green Lantern, Kratos, no idea, no idea, Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Michaelangelo, Cyclops, Wolverine, Jean Grey, Storm, Colossus, no idea, no idea, Jubilee, Nightcrawler, Mask, Mario, Luigi, Woody, Bugs Life, Buzz Lightyear, Sully, Nemo, Mr. Incredible, Lightning McQueen, the rat from Ratatouille, Roger Rabbit, Jessica Rabbit, Scooby Doo, Shaggy, Spongebob, no idea, no idea, Fry, Leela, Bender, Popeye, White Spy, Black Spy, Duke Nukem, Lara Croft, Neo, Spiderman, Green Goblin, Doc Ock, New Goblin, Sandman, Venom, Predator, Alien, Reed Richards, the invisible broad, Human Torch, Thing, no idea, Donkey Kong, Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Man, Cowardly Lion, Marty McFly, Doc Brown, Fred, Wilma, Barney, Betty, Dracula, Frankenstein, Mummy, Wolfman, Creature from the Black LAgoon, Nightwing, Scorpion, Subzero, Reptile, no idea, Red Ranger, Green Ranger, Frodo, no idea, no idea, no idea, Gandalf, no idea, The other guy from Pirates of the Carribean but not that movie, The dwarf, Legolas,Smeegal, no clue, no clue.
 
StealthSpeed3

StealthSpeed3

Charge THIS!!
next to peter pan - Beast
Purple Dude - Goliath from Gargoyles
next to Green Lantern - Martian Manhunter, Aquaman, Plasticman
next to Colossus - Beast
next to Spongebob - Samuarai Jack & Haku (had to dig deep for that one!)
next to Reptile - Mewtwo (Pokemon first movie)
LotR - Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf, Wormtongue, LEgolas, Gimli

also next to Willy Wonka - Terminator






i'm a geek, i admit it.
 
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DrWebster

Guest
This is what happens when UC Berkeley kids decide to form an a capella group and do pop songs:

[video=youtube;bW5czKqT05A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW5czKqT05A&feature=player_embedded[/video]
 
YSOSLO

YSOSLO

is the word, beotch
Thought some of you mods might get a kick out of the first few minutes of this one.

[video=youtube;WJ3Cm9XyfZo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ3Cm9XyfZo[/video]
 
dmention7

dmention7

Hater
The dude with the drums was awesome. And thanks for posting the music-free rally vid. I hate hate hate when they cover up the sweet sound of high-strung turbo motors with some crappy linkin park song!
 
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DrWebster

Guest
This isn't a pic or a vid, but I found it terribly funny. It's from a TotalFark thread asking for peoples' favorite stories when they were in the military:

I was the second military unit to arrive in Mogadishu. You all watched the SEALS landing on the beach live on CNN. I was in an airplane 10 minutes behind that landing.

We were a very small contingent of troops sent to establish a base so that we could perform all the logistic functions of a military arrival. We needed to have space for pallets of bottled water, pallets of MREs, pallets of lumber, pallets of cleaning supplies, pallets of everything.

30 of us.

We took over a Russian Tank Factory and called it "Sword Base."

Since it was only men, we pissed all over the walls and barriers. But, we couldn't poop on the walls. We cut a 55-gallon drum in half and fashioned toilet seats. (This is why I work night shift).

So, it turns out that 30 guys can fill up a 55-gallon drum with feces in just a couple of days. The Battalion Commander (BC) tells us that we need to reduce it to ash. We should pour diesel fuel into the container, ignite it, and stir it until it's just ashes.

So, we do that. We do that for a couple of weeks. And, then there was the staff meeting.

The BC says his piece and asks if there are any questions.

Lieutenant Lytle says, "Yes, sir. I have a problem with the officers burning shiat."

"Well, Lieutenant, there's only 30 of us. Fyseek is one of three lower-enlisted here. We can't really expect him to do it all. We're all going to pull our own weight until the rest of the battalion arrives."

"Sir! It's demeaning to me. I've got a college education. This whole burning-shiat thing is beneath me!"

(All the while, I'm sitting there thinking, "I've got a college education. And, shiat-burning is beneath *me*, too")

"Lieutenant?"

"Sir, burning shiat is an enlisted thing!"

And, the BC stopped for a moment. He thought. It looked like he was thinking hard. He finally announced, "Fine, Lieutenant. I will make a determination. From here on out, burning shiat is an exclusively-enlisted thing. Will that satisfy you?"

"Well, yes, sir!"

"Excellent. And, stirring the burning shiat will be an officer thing. So, starting now, whenever there is shiat to be burned, an enlisted soldier will gather the diesel fuel, pour the fuel, and ignite the fuel. The officer on duty will take his stirring stick and stir the burning shiat until it is either ash or until it goes out. *IF* the burning shiat goes out before it is reduced to ash, the officer on duty will notify the enlisted soldier that more fuel is required. The enlisted will determine whether the shiat is actually extinguished and if so, will add more diesel and will re-ignite the fuel. At that time, the officer on duty will resume stirring the burning shiat.

So, just to be clear, officers no longer burn shiat. Enlisted burn shiat. Officers *stir* burning shiat.

Fyseek, do you have all of that in your minutes?"

"I love you, sir."

"That sounds like a yes. Dismissed."
 
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