The "I wish" game.

[Workdawg]

Granted, but you're teleported to the south pole and run out of gas before you find a single person.

I wish our government didn't spend my tax dollars on stupid shit.

 

[mOjO]

Granted, but then they spend it on the smartest shit they can find.

I wish our bathroom grunter would DIAF.

 

[mndsm]

Granted, but that fire takes you out with it.


I wish people would stop with the sensationalist media conspiracy theories.

 

[ZoomZoom Diva]

Granted, but then you find out they were actually true.

I wish auto enthusiasts would unite and demand great cars for all.

 

[dmention7]

Granted, but the base model car ends up costing $139,000 + TTL

I wish my kitchen faucet only delivered delicious, perfectly carbonated beer at the optimal temperature for supreme enjoyment.

 

[mndsm]

Granted, but in a freak Dans' mom accident, you are left with no appendages with which to operate said faucet.

I wish that BWW had a location that MNMazda could agree upon that was NOT Roseville.

 

[StealthSpeed3]

granted, but people still bitch that it's too far to drive to even though it's in AJ's backyard.

i wish some people would stop questioning me about every little thing wrong with their computer.

 

[mndsm]

Granted. You are relegated to toaster repairman, and are continually asked where the hell the bread goes when toast comes out.

I wish LeMonsRallyCross became a reality.

 

[YSOSLO]

Granted, but the entrance fee is $25k so you're never able to partake anyway.

I wish I could have the ability to go back in time to enable myself to win the biggest lottery ever won in the U.S. 1 drawing before the current winner.

 

[AJ]

Granted, but the ticket was destroyed before claiming the prize.

I wish a goat would push back like a sheep when cornered.

 

[mOjO]

Granted, but then kicks you in the balls.

I wish I could surf the internet all day and get paid the same for it.

 

[mndsm]

Granted, but then the internet is reduced to nothing but pictures of your mom after the KFC incident.

I wish my co workers were smart enough not to get DUIs on the way to work.

 

[Workdawg]

Granted, but their meager brains are consumed by that intelligence and they fail even harder that their jobs.

I wish Potato Salad wasn't bad for me.

 

[mndsm]

Granted. But now that it's healthy, it tastes like ass.

I wish the weather would make up its damn mind.

 

[AJ]

Granted, but now it's negative 50 degrees every day.

I wish the Olsen Twins didn't end up so fucking messed up.

 

[mndsm]

Granted, but they end up Jesus freaks and try and save your soul. Constantly.


I wish I had a bag of cheetos.

 

[AJ]

Granted, but it's the new "covered in dog shit" blend.

I wish Saved by the Bell was still going with new episodes.

 

[mndsm]

Granted, but they all feature Screech as the new Mr. Belding, and Lisa has left to go off to a more profitable career as a stripper. The Zach-phone is nowhere to be found.

I wish I had a running, fully operational rally car, and that I was under no impairment by the law or otherwise to drive it.

 

[mOjO]

Granted, but there is no gas available within 1000 miles

I wish I had a lifetime supply of duct tape.

 

[mndsm]

Granted. You die 10 minutes later.

I wish I owned an amusement park.