The "I wish" game.

[ZoomZoom Diva]

dang!

 

[mndsm]

Granted, but the new process makes your average batch of french fries cost 28 thousand dollars.


I wish it were 5pm already.

 

[ZoomZoom Diva]

Granted, but it's 5:00 PM in Moscow permanently.

I wish jerking off burned 1000 calories every time.

 

[mndsm]

Granted, but your hand gets a permanent case of the clap.


I wish I had a buf chik sam.

 

[mOjO]

Granted, but it's undercooked and you get the barfs and shits for 10 consecutive days.

I wish the glove DID fit OJ.

 

[mndsm]

Granted, but it turns out, it WASN'T OJ that did it.

I wish I had the winning lotto numbers for about a month or so.

 

[mOjO]

Granted but you get mugged before you can collect each one.

I wish clowns weren't so god damned freaky.

 

[dmention7]

Granted, but now they just stab people in their sleep while dressed as regular people.

I wish women above a "7" were forbidden from wearing tops.

 

[AJ]

Granted, but now they don't shave.. anything... ever.

I wish I could sell our house for $240k

 

[dmention7]

Granted, but the economy has just collapsed, and now a cheeseburger costs $12,000,000


I wish my TV had gigapixel resolution.

 

[mndsm]

Granted, but you go blind. And are stuck with 8bit sound.


I wish my winter rims would paint themselves.

 

[StealthSpeed3]

granted, but you end up with a jackson pollack-style rim.

i wish my rolls of film were already developed.

 

[dmention7]

Granted, but they got mixed up with a 70 year old woman's, who happens to be into amateur porn.

I wish my fridge was no devoid of beer right now.

 

[mndsm]

Granted. It's full. Of coors light. From 1987.


I wish I had another order of chicken nuggets.

 

[StealthSpeed3]

granted, but they also came from 1987.

i wish i had a pizza.

 

[mndsm]

Granted. It's Papa Johns new flavr- Feet callouses and vag fungus.

I wish I knew who put the bop in the bop she-bop she-bop.

 

[AJ]

granted, but it's a public hair pizza.

I wish I could have a 10 hour orgie with all the playmates from 2008 and then die.

 

[dmention7]

@ Tom: Granted. I put my bop in your mom's bop-she-bop-she-bop

@ AJ: Granted. The Playgirl playmates will be arriving at 8pm.

I wish the beastiva had a v8 in it.

 

[StealthSpeed3]

granted, but did you really think running a juice drink through the system would do anything other then kill the engine and internals completely?

i wish i had a set of ramps for my car so i could install some foglights.

 

[1Kris06]

granted. but the ramps would be so hot that it melts your wheels/tires/ect...

i wish it was warmer so i could debadge my car.